Torchie

The Infamous 'Torchie Stance' He thinks he can play guitar and sing. If you have MIDI, you can make up your own mind by listening to his rendition of the classic "Eruption" now playing.... we rest our case.

Torchie formed SAD at the CLINIC with Preston Hardwick, Dave the Lighter, and Stock-Car John, starting as 'Tetchie' in an attempt to fool local venues, because he had previously been banned in that infamous pub-clearing band, 'SHY at the CHEMIST'

Founder member of the infamous Johnny John & the John Johnnies, and writer of numerous 'shelf' albums, this man is the scourge of so-called 'live' music as we know it. Can't see a bloody thing....

B******* to Bernt I can make a row too... He hates people to know he's bald, and will give you his standard answer that it' happened when he got his head stuck when he first had sex, and it's growing back. The truth is he's still a virgin and it's been 'growing back' for almost 20 years.

Torchie's fave guitar...
Torchie has developed a manic stage presence from spending whole evenings diving out of the lights to avoid reflection off of his head. in the Summer it's often doubly dangerous because the lights reflect from his legs too when he takes to shorts.

Is my head reflecting?? Any cock-ups will be due to him, but he will blame it on his Dutch counterpart, Bernt Horgan who really can play, but is often preoccupied with Morris Dancing.
(Whoever Morris is)

Nobody knows quite how old Torchie is.... but he appears to have been the scourge of the local music scene forever.
If anyone does, please let Muddled & Skunky know immediately by clicking on this lovely little thing:


Guitar and Vox ...or so he pretends!
	He thinks he can play guitar and sing. If you have MIDI, you can make up your own mind by listening to his rendition of the classic "Eruption" now playing.... we rest our case. Torchie formed SAD at the CLINIC with Preston Hardwick, Dave the Lighter, and Stock-Car John, starting as 'Tetchie' in an attempt to fool local venues, because he had previously been banned in that infamous pub-clearing band, 'SHY at the CHEMIST' Founder member of the infamous Johnny John & the John Johnnies, and writer of numerous 'shelf' albums, this man is the scourge of so-called 'live' music as we know it. He hates people to know he's bald, and will give you his standard answer that it' happened when he got his head stuck when he first had sex, and it's growing back. The truth is he's still a virgin and it's been 'growing back' for almost 20 years. Torchie has developed a manic stage presence from spending whole evenings diving out of the lights to avoid reflection off of his head. in the Summer it's often doubly dangerous because the lights reflect from his legs too when he takes to shorts. Any cock-ups will be due to him, but he will blame it on his Dutch counterpart, Bernt Horgan who really can play, but is often preoccupied with Morris Dancing. (Whoever Morris is) Nobody knows quite how old Torchie is.... but he appears to have been the scourge of the local music scene forever. If anyone does, please let Muddled & Skunky know immediately by clicking on this lovely little thing:	Torchie loves his guitar to sound similar to a pneumatic drill, and continually searches for that classic metallic screaching sound to drive his audiences insane. Previous Bands: (Original) 'Final Demand', 'No Cabaret Stars', (covers) 'Onyx', 'Grace', 'Johnny John & the John Johnnies', 'SHY at the CHEMIST' Likes: BudweiserTM, and smart clothes.. see below: Hobbies: BudweiserTM, Motorbikes, Computers, and Diving.(SCUBA) Torchie's latest hobby is flower arranging. Many believe it's his last ditch attempt at being 'arty' . You can perhaps make up your own mind with these pictures of his latest attempts, one being a 'Fleur de Bud', the other a water-colour of himself.. we rest our case me'lud. Finally, not content with damaging musical souls at gigs, he's built his own site so his musical mayhem can be downloaded, and it now includes an 'ablum' with Crispin Dry aka Tony Turrell who keeps going off on world tours with famous people. You are warned... do not visit www.torchie.co.uk