SAD at the CLINIC disclaimer.

The opinions, information, and self-evident truths herein should not be construed as representing those of SAD at the CLINIC it’s members, audience, visitors, staff, research associates, robots or laboratory animals. Void where prohibited. Use only as directed. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your mileage may vary. No trees were destroyed in the creation of this disclaimer, although many trillions of electrons were seriously inconvenienced, and had to be diverted from their true path. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while under the influence of SAD at the CLINIC, or indeed this disclaimer.

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The laws of some kingdoms or realms do not permit the disclaimer of implied warranty: consult your local consumer protection agency your MP or the Queen of England for all we care for further information regarding your rights, if any, under governing law. There are no warranties, and even if there were, the duration of the implied warranty contained under any law, including warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, are limited in duration should the duration of the express warranty grant it hereunder. (If you know what we mean). Should any portion of this agreement be found invalid, the entire remainder of this agreement shall remain in force. May cause drowsiness. May cause excitement or irritability. Do not use for any period without consulting your physician.

Discontinue usage if redness or itching develops. Use care when cleaning plastic surfaces to avoid scratching. Read and understand all safety instructions before operating. This is not a toy: keep this site it's contents, including disclaimers out of the reach of children (and it’d be wise to keep your computer away from them too).

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Do not fold, bend, spindle, or mutilate yourself or anyone else in your vicinity or under your control. Contents under pressure. Keep hands away from cutting area and blade. No one, including Internet subscribers and on-line readers, should act upon any information contained on this web site. This product is sold by weight, not volume; some settling of contents may occur in shipping. Store unused contents in a tightly-closed container. Dress properly. Do not enter if you are wearing a pacemaker. Turn off all electrical devices. Do not wear loose-fitting clothing or jewelery. Wash dark colours separately. Tie back long hair, but do not over-tighten. Prices subject to dealer participation and local variation. Dispose of properly. Use only with a properly grounded receptacle. Avoid body contact with grounded surfaces such as pipes, radiators, ranges and refrigerators. Do not open: do not close. No user serviceable parts inside. Be sure switch is "Off" before plugging in or unplugging. Do not put fingers or hands into any holes or waste disposer. Do not use outdoors.

Keep hands and feet from under mower while operating. Do not run cord under carpeting. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included, particularly in the band or any of it’s individual members. The information herein should not be considered complete by any means, nor should it be relied on in a court of law, life in general, or to suggest a course of treatment for a particular individual or group; it should not be used in place of a visit, call, consultation or the advice of your physician or other qualified health care provider. Apply product to a small test area before using. If the colour does not bleed or fade, you probably still shouldn’t use it.

In case of bleeding, contact a physician promptly. Do not use this product if you are or may become pregnant. Do not pour beer or any other liquid into your computer or any of it’s associated components. Disconnect the plug from the power source before making any adjustments, changing accessories, or storing.

Exposure to high temperatures may cause bursting. Do not mix with chlorine-type bleach or other household chemicals. Parental discretion advised: some material may not be suitable for viewing by children. Clothes may appear unkempt immediately after use. Do not use if you have a vaginal discharge. Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator.  For best results invert can and shake well before opening.  Do not transfer contents or reuse container.  Protect from light. Protect from freezing.  Nothing contained herein is intended to be instructional for medical diagnosis or treatment.   Follow all local electrical and building codes, and Scan for viruses.

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If you feel that the information obtained via a link to another site is inaccurate or offensive, you’re feeling precious about it and have buggar all else to do, whoopee for you, but in the words of the Eagles ‘Get Over It’ we suggest you contact the original producer or distributor of that information. By accessing this Web Site, you acknowledge acceptance of these terms and conditions. In the case of any violation of these rules and regulations, the author reserves the right to seek all remedies available by law and in equity for such violations. These rules and regulations apply to all visits to this Web Site, both now and in the future. Doesn’t living suck nowadays?

Failure to follow these instructions carefully may result in serious injury or death.

(Although, perhaps it’s time we took some responsibilities for our own actions….)

The SAD crew 15.07.04