1.       Start at Your  House.

2.       Make your way  to London Heathrow Airport.

3.       Catch flight  from London Heathrow to DallasFort  WorthAirport.

4.       Hire car at  DallasFort  WorthAirport.

5.       Start going  toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway  South" follow for 0.2 miles.

6.       Bear left onto  the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7.       Bear left onto  International Parkway  North" toward  "North AirportExit" follow for 2.9 miles

8.       Take the  "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort  Worth" - follow  for 29.2 miles

9.       Then continue on  US287 north" - follow  for 91.1 miles

10.     "US287 north" becomes  "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.     Take left fork  onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow  for 104.0 miles

12.     "US 287 north"  becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.          Continue to  follow "US287 north" - follow  for 104.9 miles

14.     Take left ramp  onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" – follow for 7.8 miles

15.     Take "Exit 70"  onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

16.     Take the  Buchanan  Street" exit toward  "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17.     Turn right onto  "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

18.     Arrive at the  centre of "Amarillo, Texas

Now will you PLEASE stop singing it???