SAD news

Hello Everyone!

Well, as sure as the rain gets colder,
then surely as the west wind doth blow do the SAD old members of this band start to cover up their knees and get back into long trousers in preparation for their winter campaign against honest pub-goers.

A swift look at the gig list will reveal that they will routinely be clearing a pub near you between now and Christmas and let us be among the first to wish you a Happy one!

It was to start with an unsuspecting new venue at Essex University Top Bar, but it sadly didn't happen for a numbers of reasons, and we apologise sincerely to those who made the trip to find us not there.

Talking of Christmas and the New Year, it’s rapidly getting to the point where we send our agents out to discover what next year’s dates are likely to be.

A source (and we think his name is Johnnie Ketchup) close to the band has revealed that they have just got a 2009 diary and are starting to book gigs with all concerned.

The good news is that they will be limiting the number of gigs per venue so they can catch more people out at a time! The theory being that if they don't strike one place as often, people will feel less threatened!

We promise we’ll keep you up to date of developments so you can plan your night out without the threat of a SAD gig breaking out!

Meanwhile to prove that our campaign against this band is worthy, here are a few titbits of gossip our Muddled and SkunkyTM agents have picked up this time ‘round:

Torchie has been on holiday. His first and only one this year. We’re pleased to note that it was wet and windy on the Greek Island he visited, and the same could be said for him of course. Apparently he tripped over his glasses and broke them. Our agents couldn’t discover if they were for his eyes or for his beer however.

On the subject of spectacles, Dave the Lighter continues his efforts to set fire to the mains supply wherever he goes and the band are pleased to say their last performance at The Apple Tree didn’t result in the power supply being interrupted for once. Preston Hardwick has been seen somewhere in Saxmundham during the September break, while no one knows where Plums on Drums ended up after he slipped our agents by pretending he was a car brochure salesman.

Meanwhile, Lee Nova drilled Torchie’s kitchen cupboard door so he could ensure his supply of BudweiserTM is topped up without having to open it, and Bernt Horgan has been teaching guitar on Mersea Island.

All in all, not the most scurrullous of month’s eh? Worrying indeed.

Remember:
Try to avoid becoming a SAD person..
If you become inadvertantly trapped at a SAD gig, drink heavily, scream a lot, put your hands between your legs,
(NOT anyone elses) dream and scream a lot more, then kiss your friends goodbye...
May we also remind you that it is against the law and downright dangerous to set fire to your hat in protest.

	Hello Everyone! Well, as sure as the rain gets colder, then surely as the west wind doth blow do the SAD old members of this band start to cover up their knees and get back into long trousers in preparation for their winter campaign against honest pub-goers. A swift look at the gig list will reveal that they will routinely be clearing a pub near you between now and Christmas and let us be among the first to wish you a Happy one! It was to start with an unsuspecting new venue at Essex University Top Bar, but it sadly didn't happen for a numbers of reasons, and we apologise sincerely to those who made the trip to find us not there. Talking of Christmas and the New Year, it’s rapidly getting to the point where we send our agents out to discover what next year’s dates are likely to be. A source (and we think his name is Johnnie Ketchup) close to the band has revealed that they have just got a 2009 diary and are starting to book gigs with all concerned. The good news is that they will be limiting the number of gigs per venue so they can catch more people out at a time! The theory being that if they don't strike one place as often, people will feel less threatened! We promise we’ll keep you up to date of developments so you can plan your night out without the threat of a SAD gig breaking out!	Meanwhile to prove that our campaign against this band is worthy, here are a few titbits of gossip our Muddled and SkunkyTM agents have picked up this time ‘round: Torchie has been on holiday. His first and only one this year. We’re pleased to note that it was wet and windy on the Greek Island he visited, and the same could be said for him of course. Apparently he tripped over his glasses and broke them. Our agents couldn’t discover if they were for his eyes or for his beer however. On the subject of spectacles, Dave the Lighter continues his efforts to set fire to the mains supply wherever he goes and the band are pleased to say their last performance at The Apple Tree didn’t result in the power supply being interrupted for once. Preston Hardwick has been seen somewhere in Saxmundham during the September break, while no one knows where Plums on Drums ended up after he slipped our agents by pretending he was a car brochure salesman. Meanwhile, Lee Nova drilled Torchie’s kitchen cupboard door so he could ensure his supply of BudweiserTM is topped up without having to open it, and Bernt Horgan has been teaching guitar on Mersea Island. All in all, not the most scurrullous of month’s eh? Worrying indeed. Remember: Try to avoid becoming a SAD person.. If you become inadvertantly trapped at a SAD gig, drink heavily, scream a lot, put your hands between your legs, (NOT anyone elses) dream and scream a lot more, then kiss your friends goodbye... May we also remind you that it is against the law and downright dangerous to set fire to your hat in protest.
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