| Lee
joined the band after disposing of his next-door neighbour's moose,
with the help of Torchie,
when it threatened to ruin his newly hung wallpaper, and drive them both even
madder with it's silly laugh. He
employed Torchie after reading about his expertise in 'Guitar-based
Moose Clearance' magazine.
After
a crate of BUD, they became BUDdies, and decided to form a so-called band, originally
called 'Sick at the Crate', due to an experience they both had, while standing
over it.
  The
Moose did eventually disappear, but to this day, nobody knows of the missing creature,
even after several searches of his disfigured hallway and the garden.
Later
that day...  Since
that time, Lee has often been seen in this position: Rumour
has it, he also spent time as a magician, using the 'art of the deceptive hand',
as this picture clearly shows, this may also have led to the development of his
'finger pointing technique'.. (next column)
Lee's
enthusiasm and attention to detail at gigs is renowned throughout the local music
scene. In fact his pre-gig excitement is infectious on the road, and is clearly
demonstrated here.
One
of the first thing's he bought when he joined such a rich and renowned band was
his personalised Vauxhall Nova, pictured left.
| Lee
is infamous for involving his audience, particularlyafter the first number, by
which time his voice is completely knackered. He
is known as the 'Bing Crosby of dance, and some say he often becomes a blur of
movement on stage.... the pictures above gives an idea.
Since Tappa-Liki
joined the line up, he has also developed the 'Lee-Ping' technique made up of
finger pointing to rythm demonstrated below:
  
He is a
man of many faces, and came from a long line of Gurners. Before the band, his
'Act of Many Faces ' was restricted to private parties and functions, but
you'll now be able to see his whole library at gigs...    
Lee
was recently chased by a car thru' Clacton after appearing at a Private Party.
He'd apparently had the wonderful idea of locking in the audience so they had
to stay 'til the end.. this practice was of course stopped due to safety reasons.
Witnesses do say however that the car was driven by a set of antlers....
 
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Bands: Next-Door's Moose,
Lee Nova and
Di (Cabaret Duo for all occasions)Likes:
Decorating hallways. Hobbies:
Decorating, pissing
on Electric Fences (see right), gurning, moose tracking, building sledges. |