Back by popular demand.. the Dancing SAD Crowds!!
Yep, wait for a wee while for the fotos above to download, then place your cursor over them to make them dance in time with the music!!
More
silly stuff required eh?
Well, apparently Muddled & Skunky are looking
into rumours that Torchie is working on yet
more original music... (much like wot's playing now) and their ace reporter
has even covertly photographed the cover:
Watch this space.
Meanwhile:
The pictures below prove that no matter wot they say, they do do functions and children's parties.
Either that, or they're getting so old, the audience is looking younger and younger...
Torchie's Fave Beer Quotes:
" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"
' To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
Salvation in a can!'
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
Torchie Meets Halifax George
In a shock picture released earlier this week by Muddled & Skunky, Torchie can be seen drinking Budweiser with the notorious mortgage lender, Hailfax George. The strange looking Malteser is usually seen in a hot air ballon, or pulling out a plug or dancing in Halifax ads.Rumours are also being denied that he had anything to do with the Building Societies new ads where strange singing can be heard from what appear to be 'Normal' staff...
Torchie's Bingo for Meetings
A great new game brought to you by that guitarist from SAD at the CLINIC
Here’s how to play:
Simply cross thru a phrase when you hear it at the next meeting you attend. When you have crossed out five ‘Power Phrases’, jump up throwing all your papers with doodles in the air and shout “House”
Are you ready? Eyes Down…
Synergy |
Bring up to Speed |
Has anyone seen Gay Spiderman?
Last seen at a SAD
gig in Stowmarket this guy stole the show more than this SAD bunch ever
do. Wot's more, he put Davie Lights and Lee
Nova's Dance routines to shame. He's wanted for questionning by
M & S who want to pay him to turn up to more gigs in an effort to
make them give up..
Who's Din-Dins?
Actually, we don't know who Din-Dins is (except that they make a din wherever they go) but Muddled and Skunky are trying to solve the mystery of who these exotic dishes belong to.
They were pictured at a recent rehearsal, and in case it happens again, they want their agents to lace them with diarrhoea forming bacteria in an effort to prevent a SAD gig breaking out