frequently asked questions

Send us any question you may have about this SAD bunch, and we'll give the answers:

Question:	Answer:
Are You All Sick?	Yes
Can You Send Me a Signed Photo of the 'Ho-Lik' Chinese?	No
What's My Name?	David Schmitt
How did you get that stupid name SAD?	First, they were Johnny John & the John Johnnies, next Shy at the Chemist so they ended up becoming Sad at the Clinic
Why don't you disband and give us a rest?	Well Bill, we swore we'd get you all back...
Why won't you do weddings or functions?	Have YOU ever had to stand in front of a bunch of drunks from two families who can't stand each other aged 1 to 100 and tried to please them?
Are You Gonna play any other venues?	We are pleased to play the venues we do, and have got to know the ones who are genuine so don't actively search, but if you know any that can put up with us, let us know...
Why does Torchie* always appear drunk?*	Because he invariably is...
Why are you all so old?	Because we were born earlier than you..
Is there a chance you may become musical?	Absolutely NOT
Is that really all Torchie's* hair?*	Of course, all 3 strands of it, and not only that, they really are his own teeth too...
Why don't you do original music?	Because we might become famous and take over the world.
Why did you sound better than normal at The Railway once?	It wasn't us...
What time is it?	Sorry, can't help.. anyone connected with 'musicians' will know they don't wear watches because it shows responsibility..
Is there anyhting at all we can do to stop you playing?	Shout & cheer... we'll soon get fed up, and look for something else to do.
Why's Tappa-Liki gonna change his name?	Due to an incident with a certain comedian he wants to forget
Do You do requests?	Providing they have less than 3 chords and aren't too rude
Have you got a CD?	Sorry can't see the point in a cover band... but we have been talking about a 'live' one for a laugh...