We are Private Investigators, specialising in complaints against musos, or anyone who looks likely to be having a bit of fun.

We specialise in disguise, undercover activities and back-stabbings.Nobody actually knows our true identities, or those of our agents. (Pictured in action on this page)

We became especially famous for our search for the truth behind the SHY at the CHEMIST scandal of '98, and continually pestered until the true identities of that so-called band SAD at the CLINIC were revealed.

Exposing members is our speciality, and we often spend months behind bars for doing just that..

M&S...The Brains behind... but wot's in front?

We are also good at making complaints about venues or businesses that dare have schemes for people to visit their premises and enjoy themselves.

M&S... harmless as babes???

OUR MISSION
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We are particularly good at moving our agents in next door to places of live entertainment, and complaining bitterly to all concerned that 'things' occasionally 'happen' there.

We are also proud of the formation and success of our Strategic Offence group, The Blue Rinse Minnies, who were able to complain so much at one SATC gig, that the 'band' actually gave up and went home before the end, much to the annoyance of the remaining majority of reasonable people, who really shouldn't have been out enjoying themselves after 10.00pm.

We are always keen to hear of any gossip we can use against SATC (or anyone else seen to be having fun, or trying to run a business for that matter)
and to recruit agents, so if you do have any info, or think you could really make someone's life as miserable as it should be, just click the mail icon below:.